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A lesser man might have gloated over his victory, but I had a more important task before me. In a total disregard for the Geneva Convention's ban on chemical warfare, I forced mothballs into every crack and opening I could find. I crammed five pieces down the crevice into which the coward had fled.
It's been two days now and there has been no further sign of the evil beast. He has met his match and instinct has taken him to haunt a new location. I was free of the rodent, the only reminder the pungent smell of mothballs every time I turned on the heater. I didn't mind JJ Arcega-Whiteside Jersey , it was the smell of victory.
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